Dear Mother Nature:
WTF? It’s June. It’s 6:33 am and it’s 8 degrees celcius. It was warmer on Christmas Eve. Today’s expected high of 14 celcius is STILL 2-3 degrees colder than what you gave us on Christmas Eve.
Maybe you’re distracted by the cool clothes, teased bangs, and dance moves of hit 1980’s band Bananarama’s song, but it’s called CRUEL Summer, not ‘COOL’ Summer…. Listen to it very carefully, and please change this temp situation asap.
PS: thanks for the wicked cramps this month *bitch*