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The Ugly Baby…

Today, I finally confessed to the director of a particular project that I thought his project was a fucking nightmare.

Me: Eric, I don’t know how to say this… I know this project is your ‘baby’… and we’re not supposed to hate babies… but I really, really hate your baby….

Eric:  Oh.  Yeah… it’s kind of like Rosemary’s Baby….rosemary'sbaby

Me: Yeah….

Eric: … Or more like a Frankenstein baby….

Me: EXACTLY!  The body parts are everywhere….

 

I hate that baby.  I hate that baby so much that I’m looking for another job.  

Eric:  What can we do to change this?

Me: Find someone else to take care of the baby….

Eric is an incredibly nice fella, he really is.  He’s the nicest lawyer you could ever meet. Which is why I feel so guilty about saying that I fucking hate his baby and I want to get as far away from it as possible.  It’s a fucking ugly baby…

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